This made me giggle, and of course Rodney Buike had to be part of it.

Head on over to the Canadian IT Professionals blog and read the post “A humorous look at Energize IT“, a small snippet is below:

Beep beep beep beep…“What happened doctor?”

“They call it severe cranial sensory overload.”

“What caused it?

Beep beep beep beep…

“He went to a huge Microsoft Event. ‘Energize IT 2007′. Then at the very last minute, during a small camera interview with Rick Claus, his brain exploded”

“Oh my God. Is it severe?”

“Are you daft?! I just said his brain effectively exploded. Good grief.”

“Oh I see. But is there any way to save him?”

“Only one. We’ll have to upload his brain contents to a Virtual Machine within a Windows Server Virtualization environment. Run a virus scan, pull out the extra information his brain couldn’t handle. Then it’ll require a re-indexing to re-link his security abilities. He’s going to also need a 5 day cooling off period to calm down his hyperactivity levels as well.”

“HUH?!”

“Don’t ask me to explain the details, It’ll need a geek, a real geek to implement this.”

Those guys have *all the fun :)